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Andrew Garfield Confronts Viral Tweet Legend in Hilarious Glastonbury Encounter
The actor hilariously reunites with the fan behind his most infamous thirsty tweet during a Glastonbury Q&A—and proves once again why he's the internet's favorite gentleman.
At a screening of We Live in Time, the actor meets the fan behind the infamous “smash a laptop on my tits” tweet—and handles it with charm, wit, and boundaries.
Andrew Garfield Comes Face-to-Face With His Most Notorious Fan Tweet — And Handles It Like a Gentleman
They say never meet your heroes—but what about your thirstiest fans?
Andrew Garfield found himself in one of the most unexpectedly hilarious and human moments of Glastonbury 2025, when he came face-to-face with the very woman behind a now-infamous tweet: “I want Andrew Garfield to smash a laptop on my tits.” The encounter took place during a Q&A session following a screening of We Live in Time, Garfield’s latest romantic drama alongside Florence Pugh, at the Pilton Palais Cinema.
As the crowd looked on, Garfield fidgeted with laughter and slight embarrassment, clearly recognizing the fan seated in front of him. “I can’t look at you in the eye,” he joked, breaking into giggles. But ever the gentleman, Garfield asked for her “informed consent” before diving into their bizarre internet connection.
The now-viral moment dates back to a 2021 BuzzFeed video, in which Garfield was asked to read aloud a series of thirsty tweets. While some messages were charmingly tame—like “I’d let him eat crackers in bed”—others quickly escalated. One, in particular, sent the internet into a frenzy: “I want Andrew Garfield to smash a laptop on my tits.” The actor’s horrified and amused reaction—“I draw the line. NOPE!”—became meme-worthy gold.
Fast forward to 2025, and that tweet came to life—sort of.
Addressing the audience, Garfield said, “One of them, which got me big, was ‘I want Andrew Garfield to smash a laptop on my tits.’ And that is in the room with us tonight.” The crowd erupted with laughter as Garfield, blushing, described the encounter as “one of the more creative sex acts I can imagine.” He was quick to add, “I haven’t imagined participating in that. I’m not—I refuse,” but gave the fan her due: “You’re very creative. And sick. You’re sick.”
It’s hardly the first time Garfield has become a lightning rod for internet horniness. Earlier this year, he declared Netflix’s Too Hot to Handle his guilty pleasure, calling it “really good” and hilariously summing it up as “a bunch of hot people… just horny, hot people.” And in 2023, he went viral again during his appearance on Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. The flirty banter between them had fans convinced the sparks weren’t just scripted.
Still, Garfield’s real-life romance appears to be with A Complete Unknown star Monica Barbaro, whom he was linked to in February.
Through it all, Garfield continues to toe the line between charm, authenticity, and setting boundaries—making him not just the “daddy of all daddies,” as one tweet put it, but a class act in the unpredictable world of fandom.
As for the fan? She’ll always have the buzz, the laughs, and the glory of making Andrew Garfield lose his composure—again.
